The Sopranos Sessions
Artie Bucco's finest.
165 pieces · five chapters · updated July 2026
The Sopranos universe, bought carefully. Licensed relics and the North Jersey wardrobe around them: velour, gold, cedar, and espresso. Every link goes straight to the retailer.
Browse the record →The licensed stuff. For the wall, the shelf, and the record.
Artie Bucco's finest.
Artie Bucco's finest.
Artie Bucco's finest.
The licensed capsule. Satriale's on your chest.
The licensed capsule. Satriale's on your chest.
The licensed capsule. Satriale's on your chest.
The entry point. Wash cold, air dry, respect it.
The entry point. Wash cold, air dry, respect it.
The entry point. Wash cold, air dry, respect it.
The entry point. Wash cold, air dry, respect it.
The entry point. Wash cold, air dry, respect it.
For the colder months at the end of the driveway.
For the colder months at the end of the driveway.
For the wall. The one everybody asks about.
For the wall. The one everybody asks about.
For the wall. The one everybody asks about.
The family, four inches tall, watching you work.
The family, four inches tall, watching you work.
The family, four inches tall, watching you work.
The family, four inches tall, watching you work.
Eighty-six episodes. The full record.
Eighty-six episodes. The full record.
Eighty-six episodes. The full record.
Morning coffee at the end of the driveway.
Crew headwear, licensed.
Crew headwear, licensed.
The pork store on your chest.
The pork store on your chest.
The pork store on your chest.
The sign, household voltage.
Velour, terry, silk. Dress like you own the block.
For looking at the Turnpike like it owes you.
December at Satriale's. Shoulders first.
White, spotless, somehow. Ask no questions.
December at Satriale's. Shoulders first.
For collections.
You can run in them, but you shouldn't have to.
For nights at the Bing when the car coat is too much.
The hardware says you don't hurry.
For nights at the Bing when the car coat is too much.
Christopher's zip-up diplomacy. Collar snapped, always.
Christopher's zip-up diplomacy. Collar snapped, always.
For looking at the Turnpike like it owes you.
For the walk down the driveway to get the paper.
You can run in them, but you shouldn't have to.
The bottom half of the operation. Breaks over the loafer.
For answering the door mid-afternoon.
Grief, sun, and plausible deniability.
For espresso on the back patio, judging people.
The bottom half of the operation. Breaks over the loafer.
The indoor uniform of a man with range.
The indoor uniform of a man with range.
The hardware says you don't hurry.
Grief, sun, and plausible deniability.
For parent-teacher conferences with leverage.
Ten and two, eyes forward.
Dinner at Vesuvio energy. Worn open, obviously.
For espresso on the back patio, judging people.
The bottom half of the operation. Breaks over the loafer.
Richie Aprile energy. Wear it to a sit-down.
Paulie's other uniform. Stripes mean seniority.
The hardware says you don't hurry.
Paulie's other uniform. Stripes mean seniority.
Cuffs need links. See Chapter III.
Sunday dinner casual.
Cuffs need links. See Chapter III.
Richie Aprile energy. Wear it to a sit-down.
Richie Aprile energy. Wear it to a sit-down.
Over the shoulders at Vesuvio.
Adriana's boardroom.
Dinner at Vesuvio energy. Worn open, obviously.
Paulie's daywear. Zips to the sternum, no further.
For court-adjacent appearances.
Dinner at Vesuvio energy. Worn open, obviously.
Paulie's other uniform. Stripes mean seniority.
Holds up more than the slacks.
The uniform for surveying the neighborhood from a lawn chair.
Loud enough to be seen from the parking lot.
Loud enough to be seen from the parking lot.
Paulie's daywear. Zips to the sternum, no further.
The uniform for surveying the neighborhood from a lawn chair.
The uniform for surveying the neighborhood from a lawn chair.
The uniform for surveying the neighborhood from a lawn chair.
The load-bearing undershirt of the entire operation.
The load-bearing undershirt of the entire operation.
Furio's import taste.
Worn open-collared, always. The horn keeps the malocchio away.
The handshake does the talking; the pinky ring confirms it.
Tells time; mostly tells rank.
The handshake does the talking; the pinky ring confirms it.
The handshake does the talking; the pinky ring confirms it.
The wrist should announce you before you sit down.
The wrist should announce you before you sit down.
The wrist should announce you before you sit down.
Sits over the tank top. Under nothing.
Keeps the malocchio away. Ask your grandmother.
Travel protection, old-country issue.
Keeps the malocchio away. Ask your grandmother.
Sits over the tank top. Under nothing.
Hoops that mean business.
Keeps the malocchio away. Ask your grandmother.
For the french cuffs. Nothing whimsical.
Sits over the tank top. Under nothing.
Worn over the tank top, under God.
Sits over the tank top. Under nothing.
For the french cuffs. Nothing whimsical.
Travel protection, old-country issue.
Cigars, brown liquor, cards. Business gets discussed after hours.
The bottle stays in the back. The decanter makes the rounds.
The bottle stays in the back. The decanter makes the rounds.
The executive game. Buy-in is not negotiable.
The executive game. Buy-in is not negotiable.
The executive game. Buy-in is not negotiable.
For the good ones. You know where they came from.
For the seltzer nobody ever orders.
For the good ones. You know where they came from.
For the good ones. You know where they came from.
Scotch, neat, while somebody explains themselves.
Scotch, neat, while somebody explains themselves.
Click, light, verdict.
Heavy enough to make a point, technically an ashtray.
For the seltzer nobody ever orders.
Heavy enough to make a point, technically an ashtray.
Scotch, neat, while somebody explains themselves.
Sunday gravy is not optional. Neither is the moka pot.
Bring Satriale's counter home.
Bring Satriale's counter home.
Sunday gravy displacement class.
Espresso after dinner. Decaf is a personal insult.
Fresh pasta buys forgiveness for almost anything.
Fresh pasta buys forgiveness for almost anything.
For the table that argues in Italian.
Sunday gravy displacement class.
Coffee the way the old country made it. No machines.
Coffee the way the old country made it. No machines.
For the table that argues in Italian.
Coffee the way the old country made it. No machines.
The tablecloth every serious conversation happens over.
The tablecloth every serious conversation happens over.
Espresso after dinner. Decaf is a personal insult.
Sunday gravy doctrine, in writing.
Sunday gravy doctrine, in writing.
Sunday gravy doctrine, in writing.
Leave the gun.